TYPES OF NEIGHBOURS

So I was watching Superwoman videos and I thought of this -
'Types of Neighbours'
Now I don't have the guts to make a video and I have no intention of copying her, but I really really wanted to share this hehe.

1) THE GOSSIP AUNTY - All neighbourhoods have at least one aunty who goes around spreading rumours from one corner of the neighborhood to the other. Even though you don't know about half the people she's talking about, SHE WILL TELL YOU.

2) THE SOLITARY ONES - These people just hate talking to anybody. You hardly see them because either they're out or they're locked inside their house. They might just be the mafia, who knows man.

3) THE ANNOYING UNCLE - Now he seems very sweet in the beginning. But then he stops you in the middle of the road to crack some PJs, he asks you a million questions and then he gives that creepy annoying smile that makes you want to punch him c:

4) THE BORROWERS - They will come to your house every second day tyo ask you either from sugar, rice, dal, masalas etc. It's like they never have their own stuff and we're their grocery store. PAY US ALREADY.

5) THE FUNJABI FAMILY - We absolutely love these guys. They're so much fun to chill with. But they play the loudest of music, have the loudest of parties till the middle of the night. So it's 1am and I'm trying to sleep, and I suddenly hear 'Yo Yo Honey Singh'. Little girl trying to sleep here guys.

6) THE YOUNGSTERS - These people live on rent, probably on the top floor of some house. Loudest talkers ever. They have crazy parties without any music, but their voice is so annoying. They talk at the top of their voice, drink beer and decide to laugh their asses off at 2 a.m. disturbing the entire neighbourhood c:

7) THE SERIOUS ONES - They're not in seclusion, but they're not very friendly either. They mostly happen to be doctors, dentists, authors etc. They come out for functions, meet everybody, but you can never expect to have any fun conversation with them. The conversation will always switch to politics, economy etc etc. They're still really sweet though.

Okay, these were just some of the common ones I thought every neighbourhood would have. No matter how funny/weird they are, we will always love them because well, it IS a neighbourhood.
I hope I didn't bore you. Byebye.